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Mom, Dad, there is something very important I have to say, "no longer a virgin."
Grandma, sorry.

wrote some time ago in a post that was ready to have a boyfriend. But honestly, I'm not even close. I still have about two years of psychotherapy to get emotionally involved with someone again.

I came to this conclusion as follows. At this very moment I'm dating two human beings at a time. When you first call the French, the second English.

French is a gentleman. The I first asked her out, took me to Ciel de Paris, a bar with panoramic views of the city. Sideways the conversation flowed, until we laugh, the French have an excellent sense of humor. It was an ideal appointment . Since then, the gentleman has been kind, I write in the morning, afternoon and evening. It would be an excellent candidate, but all the kitsch, the calls and the "ma cherie" I feel like running away. Whenever a claimant gets serious, I run into the arms of another. It was precisely at this imperative to flee the French that I was with English.

English I met at a party. When I asked my age, I said "twenty-five." For some reason my age made him laugh. "Never say five in Spain," he said. It turns out that if in Spain say "five" in some corner come a mamahuevo and say "I knelt in the ass." The true children of Cervantes. The first impression was disastrous. The first time I went with him to go stay with friends to celebrate Saint Patrick's Day. Zero romance, perfect. Best of all this history is that our English friend has a girlfriend. I am more than clear what this means.

Worst of all, and here is the point of this post is that I prefer the combo that offers the combo that offers English to French. You see, the English does not offer me basically nothing while the French are proposing me a serious relationship. I do not want or commitments, or having to adapt to another human being. Fuck that shit! The other day the French launched a comment like "our children will be ex-Venezuelans." Then I heard in my mind: "ARDI RUN, RUN!" Dude, do not take any time out and you're already thinking about kids? Where are your testicles? It was an instant turn-offs.

I can not help wondering, what kind of person am I? What kind of woman would rather be the bride's lover? In itself, I must be one of the few women who do not believe in monogamy. If someday you'll tell me where my future husband, "I forgive you the horns, I forgive yours. Not bring illegitimate children into the house. " The only rule of fidelity that I'm going to ask Mr Ardi future is: "Put on your hat." Secondly, what kind of person says "I want a boyfriend" and the second having the perfect candidate goes to bed with someone else? For those who are thinking, "You're a bitch", do not be stupid and basic. S i want to call me bitch ... unhappy if I can call, that should definitely be the kind of person I am.

I am a miserable because I was not interested in love. I am a rather unfortunate because the French call once and say: "Daddy, this arepera will not find the queen pickle you're looking for," I'm fucking the park.

As I write this sounds like "Dancing with Myself" by Billy Idol. The only certainty is that even if these two men each offer different experiences, both going down the same road to nowhere. Oh oh oh oh ...

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Herod, I miss you.

Spring is coming to Paris. With flowers, heat and sun are also going children. I do not know if parents lock up their children during the winter, if they hide in a basement and in Austria, but I think there are more children in the streets than before. As I am sure many of you already deduced, I do not get along well with children. Mosquitoes are like me, when I have wanted to kill them near. Now that I have about all the time, I have a few questions.

Why the hell are you playing on the damn street?

Most de las veces yo estudio en mi casa. En invierno fue perfecto. Como no había nadie en las calles no había ruido, y además la calefacción en mi apartamento merece un premio. Pero desde que llegó la primavera, mi apartamento dejó de ser un lugar apropiado para la filosofía.

Desde que dejó de hacer frío, los niños de mi vecindario están bajando a jugar en la CALLE! A mí me importa media mierda que los niños jueguen. Lo que me saca de quicio es que los hijos de puta jueguen en la calle donde vivo. Supongo que les pareció un buen sitio dado that does not happen on my street almost anyone. But how stupid is not playing in the street? Sometimes I wish that those hit by a car to learn why the street is not a place to play.

Why are so spoiled?

Since I could not study at home, I decided to go to the nearest library bus. A woman with two children entered the bus behind me. Out of nowhere, one of the children started screaming "I want to sit! I want to sit! ". The lady did not even try to control the situation, it automatically started looking for a job with his eyes open. All seats were occupied. As time passed, the child cried harder. There came a point where someone broke down and gave him his post carajito shit.

Kids today are spoiled almost all are wild beasts without any respect for authority. Today I have to endure not only the children, who in themselves seem so unpleasant as an enema, but now also among the parent State and cowards, no pain in the ass handing walk as before.

Since I do not believe the Venezuelan government, nor the Pope, I'll say. We must return to free use of the belt. I not only my daughters I will give the occasional spanking, but if I ride a little scene like that of the child on the bus, I'm going to return shit. Rousseau says it very clear in the Emilio , children learn by reason, learning by force. It is absolutely pointless to sit with a child aged 3 to explain, " child before you were born, the company had already predetermined a set of rules that you must respect ." All children will understand the pain. So, if your child is a beast, get your bat. If you are Venezuelan, or worry about LOPNA. You could easily kill your child pain in the ass and 98% of impunity that exists in the Bolivarian Republic, you'd come out easily with it.

Why take the children to the library?

After the little scene on the bus, I finally got to the library. It turns out that in France, children do not have classes on Wednesdays. As here the parents are more educated , instead of taking their children to the mall or McDonalds Toulon, take them to the library. In Paris there are libraries everywhere, each library is more spectacular than the other. The problem is that thanks to the French Revolution, Liberté, Egalité - Fraternité , children are taken as equal and are accepted everywhere. Where once I could not study with children playing in the street, so much less with the mother pussies running through the books.

Days like these, I can not help thinking, " Herod, I miss you."

PS Spare me the comments of "you too were a little girl once."

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and explains the reason for my absence from these blogs.

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Some women do not deserve

In honor of Simone de Beauvoir
(1908 - 1986)

Everyone here knows that I am the queen of the generalizations. If a U.S. Person, as George W. Bush says a lot, I generalize and say "all the gringos are idiots." If a human being French stinks, I generalize and say "this sucks mother pussies." If 70% of politicians in Venezuela are inept and corrupt, I do not need, I generalize, "all politicians of Venezuela deserve to die with Lina Ron!" But today, two days after the so-called "International Women's Day" , I will not generalize. Rather, I will consider individual cases. want to start a debate about what kind of woman who does not deserve to have sex.

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Silly few days ago published an article about a French man named Assumption. The loser of 75 years is president of a club Housewives, among other pearls, throws the following: "[today's woman] has taken a very irresponsible freedom As for the abandoned house because the family suffers, and we are very defenders of the family and the values \u200b\u200bthat we give to our children and education that can give them. "

As noted this mamahueva born 75 years ago, is absolutely obsolete think that women have genetic and metaphysically the gift of gathering the family. This person encourages women to return home to care for their families. I SHIT ON TAKING IT. What's worse is that too many think that the woman was born to stay home. The truth of the matter is that a woman can do what he pleases. If you stay home cause, to stay. But do not feel obliged to by their gender.

All women who believe that women must stay home, do not deserve to be called women.

am a sex object:

I'm talking about the chick who dyed his hair blond se monta los implantes más grandes que consiguió y usa tacones de película de porno. Aquellas diablas que se conciben como un objeto sexual cuyo único propósito en la vida es brindarle placer sexual al hombre. No tienen carrera, no tienen dignidad, lo único que tienen son genitales. Y déjenme decirles, hace falta mucho más que una vagina para ser mujer.

La única preocupación en la vida de estas mujeres es “estar buena”. Poco les interesa hacer algo que valga la pena, poco les interesa luchar por algo. Tienen subscripciones semanales a la Cosmopolitan magazine and her boyfriend have pectoral implants. What's worse is that if they have daughters, dress alike. I remember once when I was in high school that a lady who dyed his hair to his 7 year old daughter red. What kind of person you paint a child's hair red? It is as mothers who make up their daughters. WHAT THE FUCK? Not only do these women have no self-respect, are reproducing their kind mindless among us. Damn! For hollow head, these human beings deserve no gender either.

'm more macho than one male

The last straw is when I see women screaming at the other "run like a Woman." Is it that they forget they are women? I'm talking about out there preaching that men are better and they are better than all other women because they are the masculine side.

All women who believe that a "macho" is better simply because she has a penis: Wake up friends! How long will we continue to believe that the genitals are so powerful? I do not understand and in a society that is supposedly so advanced and modest to be granted both a penis or a vagina. While it is true that the genitals are vital to the survival of the species, it is also true that one does not work without the other. How can we base so much on an organism? The brain and other organs are all equal, does not seem interested. But I repeat, if you think your genital defines you as superior or inferior: not deserve to have sex.

I declined to make you feel better

More than once I have said, "Adriana, you have no boyfriend because you're smart. That's intimidating. Why not be charging two? "DOS pull down my intellect? I'd rather castrate. The truth of the matter is that there are many women capable of extraordinary things that are limited to complexes with no men. The woman who goes to work for her husband does not feel effeminate staying home. The woman who let her boyfriend have the last word in public so that people do not believe that she emasculated by his intelligence. Which does not dare to take a higher position than her husband. A todqa I say men can defend their own, no need to be decreased. If they want to win the competition, they train.

To all who think second-born to reach all races where men compete: Get rid GENDER, do not deserve to be called women.

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can call me a feminist, lesbian, mad or whatever you want, but the truth of the matter is that I dream that one day women will realize that they are capable of anything and that society oppresses them. " nait On ne pas femme, on devient him" Simone de Beauvoir. ("You're not born a woman, one becomes one." Simone de Beauvoir, French philosopher who started the feminist movement.) Human beings are born with exactly the same capabilities, but the society we are breeding so that we do believe we are different. Children they give them learning toys to be doctors, firefighters, astronauts and engineers. Girls will give away hornitos wrists and learn to be mothers and cooking. According to society, so we have to dress different. If a woman wears pants and short hair, is too masculine lesbian. When do we define fashion? We have seen women get to the moon, build bridges and so on, but society keeps telling us that these are career men. "Woman is weak."

I wish more women to join the struggle for recognition. It is not easy being born in a country like Venezuela and ambitions as mine. But here I am, more than one showing that women have exactly the same capabilities as men. If someone says, "Men are physically stronger than women"; answer, physically all human beings are unequal. Among these men there who are stronger and others who are weaker. What I mean is that physical force is not exclusive to men, it belongs to all human beings. The alleged difference has marked the company saying that a woman is ugly and cataloging muscular sports as men. Today, moreover, is a completely irrelevant argument superiority based on physical strength. If we lived in the jungle, capable of physical force would be it. But today what matters is intelligence. Dare to say that men are smarter than women, I offer to show them otherwise.

I will be eternally grateful to women like Simone de Beauvoir who started a fight for the rights of women. Thanks to them today and I hope I can achieve what my grandmother could not even dream. Today These days women have been regaining our land. But there is still a long way to go, and while there are still women that come to describe, it gets uglier. The idea is that one day these losers out of existence.