Thursday, May 19, 2011

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The platinum case of chicken

I'm a little angry and that is to make some recipes that I find so-called "Great Chefs" or "haute cuisine" and find the ingredients they use are expected to overtake a check for seven hundred, plus expenses, excluding other five hundred in chips casino, to buy the ingredients.

But the elaboration of the tasting menu was late, so I decided to take the case of platinum chicken.

No chicken is worth the money, I thought as I left my hat in the locker room new kitchen, the recipe was regular, but had some ingredients that were removing the dead from their graves.

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Need I really all that absurd bunch of ingredients for have interesting dishes? and I'm not talking about new techniques that I look wonderful, I'm talking about the hobby of telling you that you need a prescription for such sausage brought from the top of a mountain where a blind monk been "watching her" for three years. but the recipe that would not be considered haute cuisine.


- A simple tomato salad dressing so well dressed

Well sorry but no, I elaborated a daily tasting menu, and do so in a kitchen where they are serving life loin sandwiches cheese dishes. For haute cuisine
just need some imagination, namely contrast ingredients, which are basic, and create something beautiful and tasty.

echo I have not even bought the spleen lack of a unicorn that was shot down with an arrow in the forbidden forest vidriodragon the invisible college (Come and see many references Geeks has this phrase: D) Even without

a decent dinner (When you arrive, the dishes were typical of what it was, a bar of dishes) can serve a meal wonderfully decorated.



I do not need to spend a fortune on emplatado to perform one of the recipes, simply sought to know beans, and cutting a plastic bottle and I have a good emplatado worthy.

and it's outrageous to see how complicated trying to make something that is not to dignify their work and can keep riding their little theaters to get us out the dough for just smelled one of their dishes.

haute cuisine does not mean low cost in developing a course to spend, does not mean shit service, means using the most of your skills and imagination to make a dish a thousand times better than one of these dignified and with few resources.

therefore decided not to accept the case of chicken platinum, because unfortunately every Monday if you charge for the chicken look of platinum.

Thursday, May 12, 2011

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I YELP ...

A phrase I often used the past two months, engaged in a project I really do not let me sleep, as the muse of inspiration tends to keep me company at night, when the world is completely calm and only the monitor light and a lamp, the soft breathing of Esther sleeping and snoring in my Cat made up my world.

Robert A Heinlein and speak in his book "The cat that goes through walls" of the eccentricities of the writer, that when this engrossed in his work should not be bothered, or run the risk of losing an arm of a bite, and probably the above writer did not even realize that this is wrong. The same thing happened to me and I needed to write all that quiet.

"" But writing is antisocial. Is as lonely as masturbation. Annoying when a writer is in full creative streak, and most likely to bite you to the bone, without knowing who is haciendo.Como often realize the wives and husbands of writers, with great horror .
- The cat that went through walls, "Robert A. Heinlein -


The plan was to work with early YELP! , a local reviews website that tells all the features and personal experiences of users. What you now sound? Surely if, as there are many pages of the same subject.

So what YELP difference! of others to make it special? Well, the reviews are very personal, always with humor and good cheer, discussed as if they tell a colleague of life, which makes reading the page into something entertaining and fun.


- Make him Chewbacca case, he knows what you do (For the record, not an assembly)

also in my opinion is the site of its kind I've seen more orderly in my life, yet very good job with the very handy information and photos on the 99% of local (have been very difficult with that)


- As you can see it's not like I have eslomado, this photo is "Working"

XD It's been fun writing for them, remember local anecdotes and had forgotten to relate my experiences with humor and part of the start of something big.
I continue to work, probably in a lesser degree, for I was running out of places to talk about. So I hope you feel encouraged and escribáis your own reviews.

You can see all my reviews from my profile: http://vicentmcloud.yelp.es/ or visit the website itself: http://www.yelp.es/

Now you know: Yelp!

Sunday, May 8, 2011

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and the menu of the day is ... Comic-

These days have been marked by an absolute tedium and boredom, the thing is pretty quiet here, and you could say that I miss the 8 hours in the kitchen, there really is a good move for 2. and the thing probably will not change until it is high season.

Which is not so bad, because I have so much time creating, testing and research.

Still, whether or not moving, I'm taking a special menu that changes every day with two firsts and two seconds to choose, sorbet and dessert.

As an example of one of the dishes, here is a picture of the hake cheese:



All my dishes are philosophy of haute cuisine to inept, simple dishes with an elegant presentation.

This is particularly grilled hake, tower placed on Manchego cheese with a goat cheese sauce, accompanied by baby carrots with Maldon sea salt and crunchy zucchini.



The other second of that day was the back to beer, you can see in the picture below.



For the decoration of this dish using an idea taken from the movie "Soul Kitchen" (the one that gave me the idea of \u200b\u200bhaute cuisine to inept), using chips to accompany those balls then of gazpacho.

The back plate is passed, and then washed down with a beer sauce, thyme, rosemary and vanilla. The sauce is used to decorate baked apple puree with champagne.

addition to this menu, I am responsible for daily covers such as this to scampi in kikos (Thanks Dani Albors: D), accompanied by cucumber honey.




The truth is I'm very happy how things are going, and I still blush a little each time a client says to the bartender how much he liked the food, I find it strange think that everything that goes out the door the kitchen has been designed by me, it feels very strange and rewarding at the same time.

And so you can see here not only prepare these dishes just as elaborate, here's a complete picture of the burger, which is scrumptious.

Friday, May 6, 2011

How Do Get The Golden Puffle

The Parisian


Post the wedding anniversary of my parents.


As I have noticed out of the closet. Since I realized I needed and wanted a Totona jevo for the weekend, kept the sneakers, took the nail enamel The red lipstick and I'm in one of Tigress in the East.


was talking with a friend about my failures love when I thought that men should come with sheets. Imagine a world where everyone get a load sheet. You're in a bar and suddenly you about an interesting man, well dressed and handsome half. This man calls you a drink and before you ask him to accept, "let me see your sheet?" Being out of your pocket your card and read: "Juan Perez, 30, Bachelor, Fear of commitment, dependent mother. " addition, these chips have the comments of the ex-girlfriends as well, such as: "I rode with my concierge horns (male)." This type of cards would save us all a lot of time, and also a tab like John Perez, not even you think the "well, I grabbed him tonight and now."


Just when I thought my imaginary world would not exist in a thousand years, that only I can think of such things, my friend I said, "ardi, that already exists, is called cyberdating ." It was a historic moment in my life, a ray of light that illuminated my path. Of course there is already a world where people have records, profiles, called the Internet. Part of me thought, "It would be great to join a cyber-meeting place, could be avoided the line of idiots and if the pods go wrong: blood to the madness." But I also thought: "WHAT KIND OF LOSER! These sites are only for people who have no hope, they are ugly, rapists, etc. Sheath could not post this on the internet. Have a minimum of dignity. "


I signed up for my episode Two men a road. The site is called Meetic and say that for every 30 men, 26 are to run. It's a bit like real life, but in fast motion. You have the old green 60, the niches, the romantics, goths, the so-coated, and the badly dressed people "normal" like me who want to try something different. Meetic is another world. For example, the way of flirting is to just click on a button called "Flash." If you see a profile you like, that you find interesting, then you hit 'Flash', type "I like" on Facebook, and wait to see what happens. Sometimes the man responds, sometimes not. Similarly, there are people walking through your profile and who are interested will make a "flash", you decide if you respond or not. I can be in pajamas at home, disheveled, without makeup and still get my flasssss.


I know that is a thousand times more exciting real life, but given my experience, I think I'm not going to run into Mr. Right in the middle of the street or I'm going to get into a bar. Honestly, I still do not know what I'm doing on Meetic, but I learn something, at least one post I take this story.


Being in the Mayamis, I studied carefully and square flasss I got to meet the most interesting. Prior to receiving the respective " quote" , chat with them, studied the situation and finally decided to leave human beings with three last week. It was like going to three appointments blind, even if you've seen the picture, you "talk" with them, never the same when you meet them in person.


Don Monday (aka The Cripple )

Mr. Monday is 36, is professor of sociology at the University (master level) in the photo does not look too bad and the email exchange, the man was very intelligent. I arrived at the rendezvous point on time and the minute Don Monday I wrote, "I'm late, I had a problem. Please wait for me. "It's not normal that a Frenchman is late, I figured that the truth corduroy had a problem and waited. When he finally arrived, the subject walked in CRUTCH! Turns out the cord had a skiing accident and had broken his knee.


Let me tell you something, walking through Paris is not romantic when you walk with a cripple. We settled into the first restaurant and overnight, we talk about philosophical and sociological currents. Let me tell you another thing, it was interesting, but a crabs. I need a jevo make me laugh, or at least I can get around. I knew from the crutches that the Lord did not arrive Monday to Tuesday. When the bill came, I see the lame dame gets a purse. It was huge, and it was full as a hallaca. Never seen a man purse dame, I seemed to like dude.


After the dinner, we got to the metro where we are going to be fired. Suddenly, I see the sentence strip ball with his crutches trying to give me a kiss. Let me say one last thing about the Lord Monday, is nothing romantic view how a stripped ball cripple on crutches to give you kiss in the middle of the metro. I gave a straw so I gave him a kiss on the cheek and gave his pat on the shoulder like "or in your dreams."


Lord Tuesday (aka The Charlatan) :

The Lord Tuesday is 30, is a computer engineer, working on finance, and the email exchange, he looked rough corduroy. For our first meeting, Tuesday arrived on time and without crutches. At least the issue progressed. We arrived at a bar / lounge and the subject I started saying that she loves wine, a connoisseur of vin . It did not take long to realize that Tuesday is half charlatan. When the letter arrived, he had only five choices of wines by the glass, the great winemaker took about 15 minutes to pick a Bordeaux. The best part was seeing all the ceremony that was invented to test the wine type. Pana, leaves the show, you just pour a drink from a bottle that was already open. When I watch the color of wine, liquor movement in the cup, smell the aromas of wine with your eyes closed, ended up winning the cup to his mouth with the little finger lifted. Apart from charlatan, dude. Lifting the little finger when drinking wine is like removing the finger Whisky, niche.


wine also came with olives. The Lord Tuesday could not stand or two seconds to jump over the poor. He grabbed a stick, and while munching olives and clicked, I spoke. To top it off, at no time took the stick in the mouth. I bit like a hill-billy. I could not stand and said, "whoa buddy, we're not in the middle of a farm in Kentucky. Take off the stick of the snout to please. " The rough corduroy gave me grief and said "sorry, you do not hit me." Why did not you realize you have a toothpick inserted in the snout? Ball you knew that you were chewing on that shit like a pig.


Thursday:

Mr. Thursday has managed to pass all tests. You do not have long nails (something common among the French) have table manners, is gentlemanly, is neither strong nor crabs, and I will admit, after 5 quotes Mr. I like. Obviously, as we know in the madness, it is very likely to come a time when Thursday comes with a mamahuevada me or that I crabs. That day post something like "Thursday of Blood", as I have with almost all mamahuevos they deserve your post. Until that day, I have nothing bad to say.

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So here I am, assumed to be the kind of loser who is not attractive enough to rise to men while walking, dancing or good enough so that take me out to dance, nor the most interesting bar to fall to drinks without paying one. I count myself as the kind of loser that you must be registered on a dating site because "I'm special " . But for better or worse, all this I got the free drinks that never got out of the bars, invitations to dinner never took the spontaneous meeting in the middle of the street, and even a waltz through the streets of Paris.