Friday, January 7, 2011

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Venezuela is a Joke


First of all, I notice: if you are Venezuelan citizens and belong to a political party, this post will offend you.


Venezuela is definitely a joke. I say this both in a positive sense, as in the negative. On the positive side, I am absolutely convinced that Venezuela is the funniest person and there fucker. We laugh at everything. No respect or funerals, everything is a joke. It is no secret that in the 90's "Welcome" and "Radio Rochela" was an international hit. Someone once told me he had seen "Welcome" in Arabic, GIVE YOUR balls. The sheath is that we are so comical that Presidential Island record-breaking walk around and leaving it clear to other Latinos who are the kings of comedy. But on the other hand, the sheath not so funny when the Count of Guacharo been released for the presidency, or when Chavez national chain account how he was shitting before opening a train tunnel. The truth of the matter is that when it comes to politics, suddenly not a bad idea that we took the sheath a little more seriously. But , as I am Venezuelan, I do not think anyone, and I laugh at everything, I leave here.


Lame Paper:

turns out that the PSUV pulled a Red Book. For those who do not know, and it is sure that almost no Venezuelan know because education in Venezuela is shit, during the revolution of Mao Zedong in China, published a Little Red Book . Basically it was the code of conduct for the Chinese, and now understand why so inmame. Finally, look for it in Wikipedia as I had to do myself. My education was also shit.

First of all, Read the Red Book of the PSUV is almost torture. It's like a chain of Chávez but without the charisma. I only got half, then fell asleep. In summary, the basic principle of the Bolivarian Revolution is to counteract the effects fatal of capitalism. According to them, if capitalism continues, there will be life on the planet. According to them, industry savage neoliberalism exploits, pollutes and destroys the socialist motherland. In some ways they are right, capitalism is ecologically a little expired. But I can not help but wonder, "oil is it organic?" I do not know, but among many pods, when these Mongols were writing criticism, never occur to them that Bolivarian Government Himself is the gasoline of capitalism? Must be that PSUV-Landia oil extraction does not harm in any way the ecosystem and that refiners do not pollute. Geniuses them.



An Old Time

God, really? "Manuel Rosales? Really, someone at some point was truly convinced that this man was the "right" to move the country forward? I had no other to get into the site of his political party. I was surprised when I saw they had a section on "Ideology" and had to download PDF. Of course, I did not read me the 76 full pages to know that a new time should die. Here's my favorite part, where I can simply not contain the laughter. " social democracy is founded on the basis of religious ethics, the oldest source of freedom and justice. Political liberalism, promoter of European and American revolutions. The legacy of Social Democratic workers and popular struggles of the XIX - XX. "Rice with mango. First of all, what religious ethics? "Catholic? "Jewish? "Hare Krishna? "Scientology? No? Nobody? It is also a contradiction to refer to European and American revolutions (largely secular country) and at the same time make reference to a religious ethic. "Liberalism and workers' struggles and popular? What Is It Going To Be Friend? I can imagine Manuel Rosales with a shirt that says "Jesus loves Walmart"


First Fustiscia

already this was the last straw. At least on the websites of the PSUV and A New Time can read and disposed of nonsensical ideologies. But Primero Justicia not even have a PDF version. All they need is a part of "values" which are six school type concepts of freedom, progress, equality, solidarity, justice and participation. And if someone comes to refute "Did not you read the part of" our doctrine?? ", I replied: Do not read it because the link never opened. You have to install a plugin that is not available for Mac, what can I say about equality?

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Surely now that the National Assembly joined the new geniuses the country will change. And please I'm begging someone to tell me, "you can not say because you left." Bring it mother fucker. Here I am, thinking and saying that all political parties in Venezuela are a joke. Of course, attended by 69 political parties in National Assembly elections. Already that number is like to mourn. Are not they supposed that the Opposition would be wiser to "Chavez gorilla? Laughter final.



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