The other day I was talking with a friend and she said: " fag, I have more than a month without throwing, I am that I grabbed the wall" . It is not the first time a friend tells me this and I have to keep quiet. I just never know what to say. I can spend months, years, without the waka-waka and did I realize. Would be too drugged to hold onto the wall. I can not help thinking that I'm able to defective factory went wrong. While everyone has to give free rein to their sexuality and wild at least once a month, I tripeo my hysteria. It is no secret that I'm hysterical, but I think if a dog would be just hysterical. Contrary to what they think people like Hector (down Chinese milk), Collective (Hector's boyfriend) and I do not know how many other losers who get offended and then commented on the blog " you need is you someone who will take " , I do not need an egg. But the question is, will I need a Totona?
Now, since my parents, uncles, cousins, I have given the speech " if you are lesbian you're going to want the same " . If ever I become a lame-toti, I promise the next day I'll post on the blog. And if you are homophobic and crude intolerant, anda y lee el blog de Benedicto XVI. Como algunos se habrán dado cuenta, yo no soy el tipo de persona que se queda en el closet. No descarto la posibilidad de ser bisexual, ¿por qué no? Pero como nunca he probado las ostras, entonces mejor me abstengo de emitir un juicio al respecto. Pero sí creo que tengo un lado masculino muy desarrollado. Si hay hombres metrosexuales, sin ser gay, tiene que haber un término para nosotras las mujeres que usamos camisas manga larga y perlas. Aunque no somos muchas, existimos, mujeres que nos encanta los zapatos de goma y dedicarnos a nuestros trabajos. A mí me puede importar un carajo si nunca me caso, pero tener mi Doctorado es un imperativo categórico kantiano, punto. Si lo quieren pensar en términos Sex and the City, "there must be a label for the Mirandas us? Those are always mistaken for lesbians and the men flee because we have very strong opinions. It is as if we had the same Totona than other women in the world. While other women are simple, sweet, pink and soft, I'm pushy, arrogant and hysterical. Capable need a Totona like other women.
This morning when I left the shower and I was in the mirror, I realized that my arms were to be more defined. Yoga classes take 4 up and I'm already seeing results. I put my arms hard to check out and touched my muscle to see if it was hard. When I realized that yes, my arms were the hardest, I was excited like a teenager discovering his first mustache . And there, right then, I realized that yes, " need a Totona."
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